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Monday, November 12, 2012

Pats' Defensive Lapses -- The Impossible Truth

What could possibly account for the Patriots' bizarrely inconsistent defense ? The impossible truth can now be told.

During the NFL lockout, Pats' defensive coordinator Matt Patricia (above) was abducted, and his place taken by an uncanny look-alike (below), none other than Silent Bob, of Chasing Amy and Dogma fame.

UPDATE : Confidential sources confirm that Silent Bob is actually the second cunning substitute for Matt Patricia, the first having been Dr. John, the Night-Tripper (below) of Right Place, Wrong Time fame.